A Husband And Wife Are Awoken

A husband and wife are awoken at 3 AM by a loud pounding on the door

The husband looks out the bedroom window through the pouring rain,

and sees a car he does not recognize parked on the street out front.

He gets up to answer the door, where a drunken stranger, standing in the rain, asks for a push.

“Not a chance!” says the husband, “Do you have any idea what time it is?

Get lost!” He slams the door and returns to bed.

“Who was that?” asks his wife.

“Just some drunk guy asking for a push.” he grumbles.

“Did you help him?” she asks.

“Absolutely not. It’s 3 AM and pouring rain outside. I told him to get lost.”

His wife retorts, “Don’t you remember about 3 months ago when we broke down and

those two guys stopped to help us? That man needs your help and you just left him out there?

You should be ashamed of yourself. Go and help him!”

“Fine.” the husband mutters. He reluctantly gets dressed,

goes downstairs and heads out into the pouring rain.

“Hello? Are you still there?” he calls out into the dark.

“Yes!” a voice calls back.

“Do you still need a push?” calls out the husband.

“Yes please!” comes the reply from the dark.

“Where are you?” asks the husband.

The drunk replies, “Over here on the swing set!”

Related Posts

My Son’s Response to a Customer Screaming at His Favorite Cashier Brought Everyone in the Store to Tears

In a world filled with noise, chaos, and fleeting moments, there are some encounters that leave an indelible mark on our hearts. Picture this: a supermarket, a…

Woman left instructions for the repairman but he decided not to listen

The truth is that men don’t always listen! No matter what you say, they still do what they believe is the right thing. Sadly, this was true…

A Sales Assistant Told My Wife She Wasn’t ‘Pretty Enough’ to Work in Their Store — I Returned a Few Days Later for the Perfect Revenge

Recently, my beloved wife decided to turn her passion for fashion (see what I did there) into a career. She started actively searching for a job in…

A Husband Asks His Wife

Reading jokes offers numerous benefits for both mental and emotional health. Firstly, it stimulates the brain by enhancing cognitive functions such as memory and comprehension through the…

Girl Sells $2K Prom Dress to Pay for Pal’s Mom’s Treatment, 17 Years Later Learns She’s a Millionaire

Sienna Powell, a 16-year-old girl raised by a single mother, had always dreamed of attending her prom in a beautiful dress. Her father had abandoned the family…

This is what it means if you see bulding like this.

There is a distinctive feature of Hong Kong skyscraper design that sparks curiosity – why do some of them have open holes in the center? The answer…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *