Slams the Door

She immediately gets on the phone and rings her husband at work. He tells her he will take theday off tomorrow just in case the man shows up a third time. The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both make for the door.

The husband whispers to his wife, “Honey, I’m going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to tell him yes to his question,because I want to a see where he’s going with this.”She nods, a yes to her husband and opens the door.Sure enough the same fellow is standing there. He asks, “Do you have a vagina?”“Yes I do.” says the lady.The man replies, “Good, would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife’s alone and start using yours!”

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