An irritated woman, frustrated by her perpetually late husband, decided to send him a note, declaring, “I’ve had enough and have left you. Don’t bother coming after me.” Curiosity piqued, she hid beneath the bed to gauge his reaction.
Shortly, her husband returned home, and she overheard him in the kitchen before he entered the bedroom. He approached the dresser, picked up the note, and after a brief pause, he began writing on it. Then, he dialed a number.
“She’s finally gone… yeah, I know, about time. I’m coming to see you. Put on that alluring French nightie. I love you… can’t wait for our rendezvous…we’ll indulge in your favorite playful activities,” he said before hanging up, grabbing his keys, and departing.
With rage and tears, she retrieved the note to see what he had written, only to find, “I can see your feet. We’re out of bread; I’ll be back in five minutes.”
