The reported incident of Guy Fieri allegedly ejecting Tom Hanks from one of his diners, branding him as “ungodly and woke,” is a surreal and absurd scenario that seems more fitting for a comedy sketch than real life.

Picture Tom Hanks, the beloved Hollywood actor known for his roles as the relatable everyman, stepping into a Guy Fieri establishment, possibly craving a classic American meal. On the other side, Fieri, the flamboyant chef and TV personality with his trademark spiked hair and sunglasses, is behind the counter.

As Hanks settles in, looking forward to perhaps Fieri’s famous Trash Can Nachos, the situation takes a bizarre turn. Fieri, recognizing Hanks, approaches him and makes the outrageous declaration that he is “ungodly and woke” and therefore not welcome in Flavortown.

The accusation is puzzling, considering Hanks’ reputation for decency and kindness both on and off screen. What exactly led Fieri to bestow this strange title upon Hanks in the realm of Flavortown remains a perplexing mystery.