Pico wasn’t just a parrot.

In his mind, he was the boss.

Every morning, without fail, he’d shout, “Wake up, lazy humans!” — even when everyone was already awake and halfway through breakfast. He’d puff his feathers like he had personally started the day for the entire house.

Then one day… he found the phone.

That’s when things got out of control.

It rang once, and before anyone could react, Pico jumped in:
“Hello! Pizza delivery — bring extra crackers!”

No one thought much of it… until the doorbell rang.

Three pizzas.

The family stood there, speechless. Pico just nodded proudly like he had handled an important business deal.

But he wasn’t done.

Later that night, he leaned toward the dog and whispered, “The humans are plotting.”

The dog barked nonstop. Chaos filled the house. No one slept.

And in the middle of it all, Pico calmly looked around and said,

“See? Without me… nothing works around here.” 🦜😄